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Posted on June 12, 2010 by

I’m always eager to try new textures and I love hard toys, especially metal and glass. It sometimes seems like a shame that such lovely works of art are relegated to the toy box but I suppose it’s better than having too many inquiries into just what this artwork on display really was. Somehow I can’t imagine explaining that to my mother-in-law over Christmas drinks. But I digress….

When the Triple Play Teaser arrived, it was in a plastic clamshell package that was easy to open and contained not just the glass toy but a lovely red velvet bag to store the toy in. With glass toys, it’s always a good idea to store them in soft fabric so they don’t clank about or become scratched because they contact other toys or your toy box hardware.

A careful inspection of the toy showed it to be well-made and I didn’t find any flaws, scratches or burrs on the clear glass surface. The bumps on the Triple Play Teaser were also thick enough to withstand my efforts to snap or tug them off which gave me some measure of confidence that they would not come off in the midst of play. Not an outcome I care to contemplate so I always check glass toys with bumps, knobs or other protrusions. The lovely clear glass dildo just laughed at the abuse.

A quick bath with soap and water and a thorough rinse and the Triple Play Teaser was ready for action. Of course I had to wait until after dinner and after kid bedtime. Woe is me!

Finally I was able to slick the Triple Play Teaser up and lay back from some serious testing. I started with the smooth end that has the crook to act as a g-spot stimulator. Cool at first, the glass quickly warmed up to body temperature. At eight inches long, the Triple Play Teaser is a nice length for being able to run over my g-spot without running into the bed with the other end. Some of the longer dildos require rather intricate gymnastics to accomplish this. The dildo is only an inch and a half in diameter, though, so I quickly wanted more girth or texture.

I reversed the toy to try out the knobby and bumpy end. I really enjoyed the array of pumps at my vaginal entrance. Apparently enthusiasm is my downfall, though, because when I got too excited and thrust a bit too hard, the bumps on the end of the Triple Play Teaser connected with my cervix at great velocity and my eyes crossed – NOT in a good way. These are not little rounded bumps. These are the industrial bumps! Now, don’t get me wrong, they are beautifully rounded and a great deal of fun – until I put too much effort into the thrusting. But a bit of panting and a gentle restart to my fun soon had me back into the mood.

At eight inches long and one and a half inches in diameter, this is not a particularly thick dildo but more an average in size. That said, the textures of the bumps and the crooked g-spot end make it a multi-talented performer. If you absolutely have to have fullness, this may not be the dildo for you but if you enjoy textures and the hardness of glass, this would make a great addition to your collection for a very good price. Honestly, the size is not a bad thing when it comes to glass toys as they can quickly become quite heavy.

The glass of the Triple Play Teaser can be washed with anti-bacterial soap, specialized toy cleaner, alcohol or even boiled or washed in the dishwasher. I really enjoy the ability to use glass toys without condoms but a good bath is a must, no matter what.

The Triple Play Teaser can be used for anal penetration but I might recommend caution with the bumpy end as well as care since there is not flange to prevent over-insertion.

The bottom line is that if you are looking for a hard dildo that is versatile, powerful and pretty and won’t break the bank, the Triple Play Teaser is a fantastic choice! I recommend it and consider it a keeper. Just think of how lovely the icy clear glass would look in a gift box for any winter holiday!

Rating: ★★★★☆ 

Triple Play Teaser
Material: Glass
Powered by: N/A
Waterproof: N/A
Recommended Cleaning: Anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner, can be boiled or washed in the dishwasher.
Recommended Lube: Any
Care: Clean thoroughly after each use.
Adam & Eve Buy Link

Note: This item was provided for review by Adam & Eve and buy links point back to that provider. This review was originally published in December 2009 as part of my “Out of the Toy Box” column for the Erotic Readers and Writers Association but has been re-edited for this blog. Photographs are courtesy of Adam & Eve.

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