This month I’d like to introduce you to the Fun Wand by nJoy. Any regular readers know how much I love hard toys, especially those with fun shapes and textures. The Fun Wand used to be called the Saturn Wand – I actually like the original name more but maybe I’m in the minority. Who wouldn’t like a toy named after the Roman god of the harvest? Wouldn’t it bode well that you’d reap a great orgasm from it? Ah, but I digress….

I had a great degree of confidence when I requested the Fun Wand since I’ve yet to be disappointed by any of nJoy’s steel toys. The Fun Wand definitely lived up to my expectations. It arrived nestled in it’s form-fitting, satin-lined box and when I pulled it out of its nest, I had a hard time putting it back and hiding it from the kid. I really shouldn’t open packages before he goes to bed, even if he does seem engrossed in the TV.

The Fun Wand weighs in at a generous eleven ounces and seven and a half inches long. The sinuous curve of the shaft has a one inch tapered bulb on one end a series of three smaller bulbs on the other. The medical-grade stainless steel makes it one of the easiest care toys you can own and very durable.

As soon as I had some moments to myself, I retrieved the Fun Wand from its hiding place and scampered off to my bedroom so I could lock the door and not worry about unexpected interruptions. I pulled the Fun Wand from its case and gave it a quick wash and lubed it up, then hopped up on the bed and discovered an important safety tip.

Do not put your steel toys in the unheated garage in the middle of winter unless you are willing to run it under warm water until it reaches a temperature that will not make your vagina clench completely closed in torment and having you biting a pillow lest your scream wake your family. Being a SOLID steel toy, it tends to retain heat – and cold.

Once I’d recovered from my trauma and the Fun Wand was heated up to something much closer to body temperature, I re-lubed the toy and started playing. I loved the feel of the slick steel on labia and the larger single-bulb end proved to be a lovely g-spot stimulator. The curve in the Fun Wand’s made it easy to hit my g-spot just right without straining my arm. That kind of pain can so blow the mood of a really good orgasm!

Once I’d caught my breath again, I reversed the Fun Wand and nestled it into a condom coat to see just what the intriguing set of bulbs would feel like anally. I loved the size and the narrow necks between the bulbs. The only downside is that the curve in the Fun Wand seemed to work against me when I was using it anally on myself. I had to do a bit of contortion and it was a bit awkward. That said, I think if a partner was using it on me, the wand’s curve would be a considerable bonus. I’ll have to have my partner help me test that out.

The Fun Wand is a well-made, durable and multi-purpose toy. It has a current price of $88 and I don’t think that’s at all out of line for a toy of this quality. I’ve never found a rough spot or flaw on any of my nJoy toys and the Fun Wand is no exception.

The Fun Wand is usable both vaginally and anally and, though it’s fairly heavy and long, it’s not so wide that it would scare off people who prefer smaller toy diameters. If you really want a huge toy, this may not be the toy for you.

If you like anal play in particular or want to experiment with it, the Fun Wand may be a great toy for you. Its length means you don’t have a lot of fears about the toy being “lost” and the stainless steel is wonderfully slick when lubed. I certainly do not recommend seeing if you can insert the entire Fun Wand internally.

The bottom line is that if you are looking for a hard toy that is versatile, easy-care, durable and well made that won’t break the bank, the Fun Wand is a fantastic choice! I highly recommend it and it has a permanent place in my Toy Box.

Rating: ★★★★☆ 

Material: Stainless Steel
Powered by: N/A
Waterproof: Yes
Recommended Cleaning: Anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner. Can be heat sterilized by boiling or even autoclaved if you just happen to own an autoclave.
Recommended Lube: Any
Care: Clean thoroughly after each use.
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Note: This item was provided for review by Babeland and buy links point back to that provider. This review was originally published in February 2010 as part of my “Out of the Toy Box” column for the Erotic Readers and Writers Association but has been re-edited for this blog. Photographs are courtesy of Babeland.

I’m always eager to try new textures and I love hard toys, especially metal and glass. It sometimes seems like a shame that such lovely works of art are relegated to the toy box but I suppose it’s better than having too many inquiries into just what this artwork on display really was. Somehow I can’t imagine explaining that to my mother-in-law over Christmas drinks. But I digress….

When the Triple Play Teaser arrived, it was in a plastic clamshell package that was easy to open and contained not just the glass toy but a lovely red velvet bag to store the toy in. With glass toys, it’s always a good idea to store them in soft fabric so they don’t clank about or become scratched because they contact other toys or your toy box hardware.

A careful inspection of the toy showed it to be well-made and I didn’t find any flaws, scratches or burrs on the clear glass surface. The bumps on the Triple Play Teaser were also thick enough to withstand my efforts to snap or tug them off which gave me some measure of confidence that they would not come off in the midst of play. Not an outcome I care to contemplate so I always check glass toys with bumps, knobs or other protrusions. The lovely clear glass dildo just laughed at the abuse.

A quick bath with soap and water and a thorough rinse and the Triple Play Teaser was ready for action. Of course I had to wait until after dinner and after kid bedtime. Woe is me!

Finally I was able to slick the Triple Play Teaser up and lay back from some serious testing. I started with the smooth end that has the crook to act as a g-spot stimulator. Cool at first, the glass quickly warmed up to body temperature. At eight inches long, the Triple Play Teaser is a nice length for being able to run over my g-spot without running into the bed with the other end. Some of the longer dildos require rather intricate gymnastics to accomplish this. The dildo is only an inch and a half in diameter, though, so I quickly wanted more girth or texture.

I reversed the toy to try out the knobby and bumpy end. I really enjoyed the array of pumps at my vaginal entrance. Apparently enthusiasm is my downfall, though, because when I got too excited and thrust a bit too hard, the bumps on the end of the Triple Play Teaser connected with my cervix at great velocity and my eyes crossed – NOT in a good way. These are not little rounded bumps. These are the industrial bumps! Now, don’t get me wrong, they are beautifully rounded and a great deal of fun – until I put too much effort into the thrusting. But a bit of panting and a gentle restart to my fun soon had me back into the mood.

At eight inches long and one and a half inches in diameter, this is not a particularly thick dildo but more an average in size. That said, the textures of the bumps and the crooked g-spot end make it a multi-talented performer. If you absolutely have to have fullness, this may not be the dildo for you but if you enjoy textures and the hardness of glass, this would make a great addition to your collection for a very good price. Honestly, the size is not a bad thing when it comes to glass toys as they can quickly become quite heavy.

The glass of the Triple Play Teaser can be washed with anti-bacterial soap, specialized toy cleaner, alcohol or even boiled or washed in the dishwasher. I really enjoy the ability to use glass toys without condoms but a good bath is a must, no matter what.

The Triple Play Teaser can be used for anal penetration but I might recommend caution with the bumpy end as well as care since there is not flange to prevent over-insertion.

The bottom line is that if you are looking for a hard dildo that is versatile, powerful and pretty and won’t break the bank, the Triple Play Teaser is a fantastic choice! I recommend it and consider it a keeper. Just think of how lovely the icy clear glass would look in a gift box for any winter holiday!

Rating: ★★★★☆ 

Triple Play Teaser
Material: Glass
Powered by: N/A
Waterproof: N/A
Recommended Cleaning: Anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner, can be boiled or washed in the dishwasher.
Recommended Lube: Any
Care: Clean thoroughly after each use.
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Note: This item was provided for review by Adam & Eve and buy links point back to that provider. This review was originally published in December 2009 as part of my “Out of the Toy Box” column for the Erotic Readers and Writers Association but has been re-edited for this blog. Photographs are courtesy of Adam & Eve.

I couldn’t resist asking for the nJoy Pure Wand (once known as the Jupiter Wand). My regular readers already know that I’m quite fond of hard toys and I happen to really love metal toys as well as glass ones. I have several metal anal plugs that I love and the Pure Wand was just too gorgeous and tempting to not request.

When my box arrived, I was surprised by the weight. I know, I know, the description says it weighs a pound and a half but I guess I’d not actually thought about it too much. It makes quite the impression, let me tell you.

The Pure Wand actually comes in it’s own form-fitted, satin-lined box to nestle inside but I think the gleam of the beautifully polished stainless steel outshone the presentation. It’s a truly lovely and sleek toy and definitely crosses into the “work of art” realm. The Pure Wand is about eight inches long total with a curving shaft and two ball ends, one is an inch in diameter and the other is an inch and a half.

I did eventually get my fill of merely staring at the Pure Wand and pulled it out of its nest. Oh boy! This is one really heavy toy. It’s solid stainless with the heft (and heat transfer) of that material. This was is the first toy that I feel could actually serve as a personal defense item, if necessary. Though somehow I doubt the other family members would appreciate it taking the place of the cricket bat I keep by the bed. Maybe I can still reach it in the headboard – in case of emergency, you know.

I found absolutely no burs or defects on the Pure Wand. The finish was polished to a mirror shine everywhere but the very center of the shaft where there was a small area with the nJoy logo and a matte finish. I still gave it a nice bath in toy cleaner just in case there was polishing compound or something else I couldn’t feel or smell.

Unlike a lot of other toys, though, I couldn’t just dive into the test driving – steel toys are very good at conducting heat and cold and, being as how it was a chilly day, the Pure Wand was quite chilly and I wasn’t at all in the mood to get vaginal frostbite. Luckily enough, this was easy to solve – I ran enough hot water in the bathroom sink to cover the Pure Wand and let it warm up in the water for about five minutes. Nice and toasty, even to the tongue!

No need for lube today, though your wetness may vary, and I began by running the smaller ball end between my labia, around my clit and back down around the rim of my vagina. The high polish made this a smooth, slippery experience and even skipping over my clitoral hood ring without a wince or cringe. Not something I can expect with a softer or less slick toy. I chose to not clothe the Pure Wand in a condom because, unlike a lot of other materials, stainless steel CAN be sterilized if necessary and is not terribly easy to scratch.

A nice warm-up but I wanted more so I reversed the Pure Wand and slowly inserted the larger ball end in my vagina. What a rush! The combination of the warm metal, the slickness and ease of penetration and the weight of the toy really works for me. The weight pulls the toy downward which, in turn, causes it to stroke my g-spot more firmly. The nice curve of the shaft means I didn’t have to try contortionist maneuvers to manipulate it which thrusting or take my other hand off my clit and deprive myself of that stimulation.

G-spot stimulation causes me to take longer to reach orgasm but I have a more intense orgasm and this was one of the kings (queens?) of intensity. I had to stop to recover for a bit before I could get up and clean the Pure Wand.

When my partner decided to come to bed, he discovered his late-night gaming had cost him his turn and took matters into his own hands. He loved the smaller ball end of the Pure Wand used for prostate stimulation – especially once he persuaded me to “lend a hand”.

The Pure Wand is great for both vaginal and anal penetration and definitely a toy for either sex. I wouldn’t recommend it for solo, doggy-style vaginal use because the weight of the toy will work against you if you are trying to stimulate your g-spot. If a partner is doing the work, it can be fun though. It’s also not well suited to simultaneous use by two people because of the relatively short length and the curve of the shaft.

The Pure Wand is also not a toy for use while standing, especially solo. Remember, it weighs a pound and a half and it’s solid stainless steel. If you drop it, you can damage whatever it hits and I don’t know anyone who thinks foot or toe injury is at all sexy or arousing. The high polish means the Pure Wand can be slippery when wet or lubed and you should take extra care.

The Pure Wand is especially well suited for those who like to experiment with temperature as it can be chilled or heated. I do recommend that you always test the toy temperature on something like a wrist before you apply it to more sensitive areas, however.

I would say it would be a toy that’s not suitable for carry-on while traveling unless you want to become much better acquainted with TSA and probably lose your expensive toy. I’m sure they would classify it as a potential weapon!

The bottom line is that if you are looking for a beautiful toy that can work for both sexes, g-spot and prostate penetration is easy care and will last forever; the Pure Wand is a terrific choice. It’s not cheap but it will more than earn its price for you and won’t wear out. If you like softer dildos or silicon, this may not be the toy for you. I absolutely love this toy and it has found a home very close at hand!

Rating: ★★★★☆ 

Pure Wand
Material: Stainless Steel (medical grade)
Powered by: n/a
Waterproof: Yes
Recommended Cleaning: Anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner. Can be heat sterilized by boiling or even autoclaved if you just happen to own an autoclave.
Recommended Lube: Any
Care: Clean thoroughly after each use
Babeland Buy Link

Note: This item was provided for review by Babeland and buy links point back to that provider. This review was originally published in June 2009 as part of my “Out of the Toy Box” column for the Erotic Readers and Writers Association but has been re-edited for this blog. Photographs are courtesy of Babeland.

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In the case of the Cascade Wand, I think what caught my eye, again, was the profile. I’m a sucker for texture and the Cascade Wand had the added bonus of both a bumpy textured end and a smooth end.

When my Cascade Wand arrived, I opened the box and my first impression was surprise that it was as long as it was. I’d READ that it was 12 inches long but it hadn’t really registered. This dildo is not a discrete one unless you bury it in your laptop bag under your widescreen laptop. It did come in a nice black bag that would coordinate with my luggage and which was large enough to add a small bottle of lube and some condoms, maybe even another small toy.

As I do with all new toys, I gave the Cascade a careful once over before any play commenced. I was impressed by the lack of chemical smell or oily residue and it was marvelously scratch and burr free. A beautiful finish in an clear transparent acrylic and not a flaw to be found. After a nice first bath in toy cleaner, it was ready to be…explored.

Since my partner was out of town for a few days, I sent a brief text message and picture to gloat, then turned off the phone and retired to the bedroom to play. I didn’t need lube so I didn’t bother by YMMV (Your Moistness May Vary) so don’t hesitate to use lube if you like or need more than Mother Nature feels like gracing you with at that moment.

First I played with the bumpy ridged end, rubbing it up and down my labia and my clit. The acrylic made sure it slipped and slid wonderfully. Ready to step it up a notch, I slipped the end into my vagina and let the thrusting commence. Wow – the ridges on this particular dildo are very intense and non-subtle. I did discover that I couldn’t really hold onto the other end to manipulate the dildo and ended up having to grasp it closer to the middle to allow thrusting. It’s LONG. This also means I could overwhelm myself with stronger thrusting and harder penetration than I could enjoy.

After a couple of very nice orgasms, I needed to take a break. Giving the Cascade another toy cleaner bath, I turned on the cell phone to find several messages from my partner. He called me CRUEL! Then he dared me to try the non-bumpy end as a butt plug/anal toy. Well, he dared me to try a few other things too, but I chose to not pay attention to those dares …

The next night I clothed the Cascade Wand in a condom because scratches in the acrylic can house bacteria and with a generous dollop of lube and some masturbation foreplay, I discovered the Cascade makes a very nice anal toy.

The Cascade Wand is a very formidable dildo at its list price of $30. It’s well made and very well finished with no mold marks and no cracks or burrs. At a full foot long, it’s very impressive looking in its crystal clear acrylic. If you’re looking for a discrete dildo, this is not the one for you.

It’s not excessively thick at 1 ¾ inches at its widest point which is actually just before the taper on the smooth end. The curves and bumps are quite pronounced so it has quite a bit of texture for those who really like that aspect. I did manage to cross the boundary to discomfort with too forceful thrusting but when I slowed down, I very much enjoyed it. If you like a lot of texture, this may be a great choice for you.

Because of the length, manipulation can be a bit of a trick, I was able to use it on my g-spot most easily when I flipped over to doggy style and I did discover that I was able to just about bruise my cervix when I got too enthusiastic because my leverage was so good and it was so long.

The Cascade Wand can be washed with anti-bacterial soap, specialized toy cleaner or alcohol. Because it’s solid acrylic, it can also be sterilized in boiling water. Even with these cleaning options, I still recommend condoms when using the Cascade Wand anally or sharing with anyone. Acrylic does scratch and those scratches can harbor bacteria.

Because of its length, the Cascade Wand is not a great dildo for purse carry unless you use a weekender as your purse, in which case I think you should call your chiropractor. It does come with a very nice and roomy black drawstring bag for storage and to keep the kids from using it as an improvised light saber if they find it.

The bottom line is that if you are looking for an easy care, hard dildo that has lots of texture, can double as an anal plug/toy and that doesn’t empty your checkbook, the Cascade Wand is a great choice. I enjoyed it so much it went into the “keeper” toy box. I wonder what I can dare my partner into?

Cascade Wand
Material: Hard Plastic (Acrylic)
Powered by: n/a
Waterproof: Yes
Recommended Cleaning: Anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner. Can be heat sterilized by boiling.
Recommended Lube: Any
Care: Clean thoroughly after each use
Available at Babeland

Rating: ★★★½☆ 

Note: This item was provided for review by Babeland and buy links point back to that provider. This review was originally published in March 2009 as part of my “Out of the Toy Box” column for the Erotic Readers and Writers Association but has been re-edited for this blog. Photographs are courtesy of Babeland.